The Department of Natural Unicorns at Lake Superior State University has been issuing Unicorn Hunting licenses since 1971. However, in the interest of protecting an endangered species, these permits are now called Unicorn Questing licenses, and they are offered free of charge to any intrepid adventurer seeking one. LSSU is known for its outrageous approach to attracting publicity, so how did we not hear of this until now? Moving on to Texas, a blood collection organization is also leaning toward the outrageous. 'Dr. Chupacabra' Becomes Unlikely Champion for Blood Donations. It makes perfect sense, given the cryptid's reputation for not spilling a drop, although this time around there are needles and tubing, and none of that nasty (goat) sucking he is known for. We support anyone trying to turn their life around. (CM)
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