Taos, New Mexico, Auckland, New Zealand, and Windsor, Ontario welcome Northern Ireland's Omagh to the collection of municipalities affected by "The Hum". For the new weirdos, The Hum is a widespread and persistent, low-frequency hum that some can hear and others can not and it's been causing nothing but grief for decades. Whether scientists shrugging off reports as "delusional" or "tinnitus" or those who can hear it going nuts from the drone. As for Omagh, Jackie Appel is on the case and dishes what's known so far. One thing is for certain — one can't blame chimeric monkeys! Oh they're Not Sci-Fi Anymore — World's First Live Birth Chimeric Monkey Glows Green in China marking a milestone for genetic modifications. Considering Red China's track record on keeping their laboratories secure one should keep an eye out for glowing simian cryptid reports soon. (CS)